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Bonucci and Chiellini Fought Over Who Swapped Shirts With Messi
Dani Alves Wasn't On The Pitch At Kick Off Because He Saw Some Homies
It’s come to light that the best opportunity Barcelona had to snatch a goal to begin their famous comeback against Juventus wasn’t squandered by Lionel Messi but by Luis Suarez at kick off.
Juventus defender Dani Alves was off the pitch, shaking hands with his old coaching staff (one coach playfully holding his hand long enough to incur a slap from Alves) while Luis Enrique beckoned the Brazilian to take a seat next to him.
Why You Should Pay Attention When You're Playing Goalie
Oh this poor man. This poor, poor man. Chiel Kramer, a goalkeeper for Dutch second division side Almere City, committed the cardinal sin of goalkeepers: not paying attention.
You have to always pay attention when you're the goalkeeper. Otherwise, you might commit blunders, like this one from out friend Kramer.
Dimitar Berbatov On His First Touch
You have to be gentle with the ball like you are gentle with a woman
25 Things That Happen When You Date A Die-Hard Football Fan
I grew up playing, watching and obsessing over football. As the world’s greatest sport, how could you not love it?!
Paulinho Might Get Deported From China For The Strangest Reason
Rumors have been spreading that Brazilian midfielder Paulinho will move to Bayern Munich this summer. He might be out of China anyway, even if that doesn't happen.
Paulinho might actually be deported because of a photo he appeared in with a Japanese porn star (it's safe for work, relax).
It Would’ve Been Great If Leicester Had Drawn Anyone But Atletico Madrid
There’s a statistic on the Leicester City vs. Atletico Madrid chalkboard that sticks out like Marc Albrighton’s foul on Antoine Griezmann. It shouldn’t come as much of a surprise given his isolation throughout the match, culminating in a 77th minute substitution, but Jamie Vardy, according to who you choose to believe, left the pitch with a pass completion percentage of 0.
What Do Kids Really Think About Their Youth Coaches?
MLS Rankings Of Power: Week Five
Wow, five straight weeks. Nobody thought we would make it this far. It’s our wooden anniversary, but you won’t find anybody celebrating around here — we’ve got some kinetic energy to investigate.
It’s time to switch up the intro because, by now, you should know the drill. If you don’t, here’s the breakdown: the best team in MLS is still the Timber Joeys!, the worst team in MLS is now Sons By Name Of Ben. That’s the table. That’s who wins the ATL-ULTRAS-WATCH-UR-MOUTH Shield and who gets sent down to try and figure out where in the f**k Indy Eleven is.