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Luis Boa Morte’s MTV Cribs Appearance Is Still The Best In The Show's History

Luis Boa Morte showed up on MTV Cribs sometime in the early 2000s, and it’s unclear if he’d ever really been inside his own place before. The Portuguese international had only just signed with Fulham after failing to breakthrough at Arsenal and Southampton, so it appears as though his life was in heavy transition when the MTV camera crew showed up to take a look around his unassuming flat in Surrey.

“This is my house,” says Boa Morte as he enters the front door. “This is my living room. I don’t spend much time here.”

Minnesota United Will Probably Win The 2017 MLS Cup

I’m Minnesotan so you must forgive me; when the Vikings started 5-0, I thought we were going to win the Super Bowl. We didn’t make the playoffs. When the Timberwolves drafted Kris Dunn and hired Tom Thibodeau, I thought we would win the Finals. We have one of the worst records in the Western Conference. However, I truly believe the Wild will win the Stanley Cup this year and that Minnesota United, in their inaugural MLS season, will probably win the Cup.

Life Comes At You Fast

How was your weekend? What did you do, what do you remember? Life moves quickly, and if you don't pay attention, you'll miss it. That's what Ferris Bueller told us, and I'd have to agree. Be vigilant, question everything, appreciate every moment for what it is: a holy occurrence that will never be repeated. You are the moment, you are the past, present and future. Don't waste it. Don't leave your computer on the ground near your dog. 

Epic Admin Fails: The Biggest Administrative Blunders In Soccer History (And How To Avoid Them)

It’s not a glamorous role, but it’s the lifeblood of any club. Soccer's executives and administrators are the unsung heros of the sport at all levels.

At best, admins and execs keep a club running like a well-oiled machine. At worst, they find themselves in the headlines for all the wrong reasons. Charged with the oversight of all aspects of the game – from scheduling matches to hiring coaches and balancing the books – administrative life is a juggling act of communication, organization and foresight. 

DeAndre Yedlin’s Tea Party Was A Real Rager According To Twitter

DeAndre Yedlin put in another brilliant performance for Newcastle United over the weekend, showing his defensive qualities in a 1-0 victory over Derby with a blocked shot, six tackles and 10 clearances, including one off the goal line. 

Oscar’s Dribbling Destroys A Linesman In His Shanghai SIPG Competitive Debut

Oscar made his competitive debut for Shanghai SIPG in the Asian Champions League and did exactly what you’d expect from a man who cost £60 million and was up against Thailand’s seventh best team.

He scored a goal, and SIPG, managed by Andre Villas-Boas and with players like Ricardo Carvalho, Hulk and Elkeson, defeated Sukhothai FC 3-0 to advance to the group stage.

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