Funny
Ziggy Marley Walks Off The Field To Burn One
We’d play pickup games with me and my brothers. There was this one game we were playing, and I get the ball outside of the 18 yard, I love shooting, I wanted to shoot. My brother said cross, cross the ball, cross the ball, and I didn’t, so I got really upset. I walked off the field ya know and I went and burned a spliff.
If A Football's Just Lying There, You've Got To Dribble It, Right?
Lady Asks Old Man To Take Photo Of Her With Fire Squad, Old Man Is Bastian Schweinsteiger
As the Chicago Fire arrived at the Toronto airport for their upcoming game against Toronto FC, one lady spotted the Fire squad. She then decided to ask Bastian Schweinsteiger if he would take a picture of her with the rest of the Fire players.
Thankfully for the soccer world, the Fire's assistant head coach Eric Gehrig was able to snap a picture of the scene.
What happened next is a picture worth a thousand words — and laughs. Plenty of laughs.
German Coach Screaming Instructions At Player He Just Subbed Off Is Classic
Wanna hear a joke?
It’s the 75th minute in a Bundesliga match between Borussia Monchengladbach and FC Cologne with the score level at 2-2. Gladbach manager Dieter Hecking withdraws Jonas Hofmann and puts on Josip Drmic in the hopes of finding a match-winner.
Five minutes later, Lars Stindl puts Gladbach ahead and the bench goes ballistic. Hecking immediately switches his focus to defending their one-goal lead for the final 10 minutes. He sees Hofmann, the midfielder he just substituted, and begins barking instructions on staying compact.
A Soccer Stadium With A Ski Jump Is A great Idea, Actually
The Guardian claims to practice "responsible journalism", and generally that's true, but they've gone too far this time. This very distressing headline adorned one of their articles about a peculiar stadium in South Korea, and we are just so mad we could spit:
Kolo Toure Is Not Afraid To Admit He Likes Whitney Houston
Reason number 586 Kolo Toure is the coolest and best human being in the world:
@Arsenal invincible and @celticfc defender Kolo Toure inadvertently reveals this famous pop star as his guilty pleasure. #celticfc #AFC pic.twitter.com/VgDYwpnqL4
Pictures Of Footballers Who May Or May Not Be Totally High
Some Guy In Manchester Ran Into Anderlecht Training In A Park
23 Memes You Should Send To Your Soccer Friends Immediately
Ever stumble across something on the Internet and your thoughts automatically turn to a particular friend or memory? Of course you have, it probably happens every time you scroll your Instagram feed. In today’s age, memes rule the Internet — pictures might be worth a thousand words, but memes are worth a thousand laughs. A day without laughter is a day wasted, so send these memes to your soccer friends and make their day a great one.