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Manchester City Star Claims He Sees Dead People. No, Seriously.

Fabian Delph's Manchester City career is in dire need of a resurrection. Fortunately for the Englishman, he's in direct contact with those that could tell him how to best go about doing that. Speaking with the Manchester City FC's YouTube channel, Delph shocked the show's presenter, and viewing audience, with a revealing answer to a fan submitted question regarding ghosts.

Max Power By Name, Max Power By Nature

"What's in a name?" That was the question Juliet asked of Romeo in Shakespeare's most enduring play. Well, if you're Max Power, apparently there's a lot. 

The Wigan Athletic man refuses to have the collection of syllables and characters that tagged him at birth be an empty promise. No. Max Power by name, Max Power by profession. That's how he lives his life. 

This Cristiano Ronaldo Dance Is Sexually Confusing And Hilarious

Today we bring you Cristiano Ronaldo’s dance moves, and depending on how crazy of a fan of his you are. This is either about to get very sexy or very hilarious. Let’s just say his hips do a lot of things.

This Club Couldn't Live Tweet A Match Because The Social Media Guy Got Subbed On

Sleaford Town FC vs. Boston was just another British lower-league game. At least that's what it appeared to be at the beginning.

Sleaford Town's Twitter account stole the show, mostly because the dude tweeting had to stop updating because he was subbed on in the second half.

He Was Through On Goal...Too Bad He's Horrendously One-Footed

Have you ever had one of those situations where you just wish the earth would open up and swallow you whole? Well, Argentine midfielder Daniel Imperiale just had one of those moments after what is probably the worst soccer miss in history. 

This Goalie Has Invented A Great Way To Draw A Foul/Injure Yourself

We will say this for Glenn Verbauwhede: he has no regard for his personal safety.

Actually, let's amend that. We will say this for Glenn Verbauwhede: he hasn't much regard for anything at all.

Verbauwhede plays keeper for Maritzburg United in the South African Premier Soccer League, and he plays it with the kind of reckless abandon and stupidity that only comes along once in a blue moon. Just watch.

Who Should Be Cast In A Jamie Vardy Movie? Hint: Not Zac Efron

So, here's the deal: supposedly, there is actually a Jamie Vardy movie in the works. No, seriously. The English striker's rise from factory worker playing non-league soccer to Premier League record-breaker has apparently perked up the ears of executives in Hollywood. The man behind the movie, Adrian Butchart, is the man behind the "Goal!" trilogy and he has reportedly started the conversation on getting a Vardy movie made. 

She Had The Best Seats, Until Ronaldo’s Shot Hit Her In The Face

Imagine you are a fan of Cristiano Ronaldo, and you are sitting behind a goal at which he is about to shoot a penalty. Because you are a fan, you know that penalties are his jam, there is arguably no better penalty taker in the world. So a Cristiano Ronaldo penalty should be as sure a bet as there is to see your hero succeed; you are almost guaranteed to get the classic Ronaldo jump-spin celebration. You are probably stoked. 

And then, in the case of this fan, you are really not. In this case, you get hit in the face by that Cristiano Ronaldo penalty.

Superman Messi vs Batman Ronaldo: Coming To A Screen Near To You

YouTube has received thousands of visitors looking for a parody of the movie 'Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice', in which football stars Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo embody Marvel characters and unleash their fury in an unprecedented fight.

The red cape superhero, Superman, is played by the Argentine star. Meanwhile, Batman is played by the Portuguese crack. The trailer keeps the same plot as the film it parodies starring Henry Cavill and Ben Affleck.

Cesc Fabregas Gets Ornery Over Staying Up Late

Cess Fabregas took to Snapchat on Tuesday night to vent about a mandatory anti-doping test that took place at, get this, 11:30 PM. Fabregas, who makes $11.5 million per year to kick around a football for a few hours a day, sarcastically applauded UEFA officials who were simply carrying out the World Anti-Doping Agency code. 

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