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The Reason We Want Southampton To Avoid Relegation Has Nothing To Do With Football

Southampton defeated Swansea 1-0 on Tuesday in a match that may have been worth more than $100 million in the fight to stave off relegation from the Premier League. Now the Saints just need a point (or a Swansea tie or loss) on Sunday to stay up. But we here at The18 hope Mark Hughes’ men survive the drop not for their footballing prowess but for the banterific Southampton tweet the club sent out Wednesday. 

In Birmingham, We Tattoo Faces On Our Bums

Kevin Tomlinson, a seemingly die-hard Bluenose fan, promised he’d tattoo Birmingham City manager Garry Monk’s face on his bum if they beat Fulham to escape relegation out of the English League Championship. Monk paid for the tattoo after the match.

10 Soccer Players Most Likely To Be Told To Stop Licking Other Players

The Stanley Cup playoffs took a blow on Sunday when Brad Marchand and the Boston Bruins were knocked out in the second round. The NHL, hockey fans will note, reprimanded Marchand after he twice licked opponents during the postseason. But it got us thinking, who in the soccer world is most likely to be asked to stop licking players?

Side By Side Photos Of Footballers At World Cups Through The Years

Four years is a good amount of time for a person to change.

So I decided to take a look at players who have played in a lot of World Cups and see their evolution every time they played in the world’s greatest competition. I picked welll known players in football (and DaMarcus Beasley for the USMNT fans) and what I learned was this:

This Might Be The Worst Miss Of All Time

We all love to laugh at players who miss the easiest goals. I mean, they are paid to play well and score goals, right? It’s all fun and games until it’s one of us that misses the easiest chance. For this poor lad, well, misses don’t come much worse than this.

Most Common Things You’ll Hear During Your Sunday League Game

The weekend is usually a time for people to relax and unwind from school or work. All the big soccer games are on the weekend, so you have all of Saturday and Sunday to get your fix in. But the thing that so many people look forward to is their Sunday league soccer match. 

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