Fails
Hilariously Unsporting Play Leads To Two-Goal Comeback In German Third Division
Languideciendo en el último lugar de la tercera división alemana y detrás de Meppen 2-0 el sábado, Carl Zeiss Jena anotó el tipo de gol que solo un club que mira el descenso directamente a la cara podría apreciar.
David Ospina Shows Why Twirling Around Isn’t In The Guide To Goalkeeping
David Ospina is a goalkeeping legend. Arsenal’s No. 2 spends his time in the shadows because of Petr Cech, but when he emerges, hell hath no fury like like a designated cup ‘keeper. When he’s not too busy lifting the FA Cup trophy, he’s usually making wonderfully memorable additions to the goalkeeping handbook.
Renato Sanches Smashes Joselu In The Nutz On Premier League Debut
After spending the majority of the 2016-17 season on the bench at Bayern Munich, Renato Sanches made his Premier League debut with Swansea City on Sunday and looked just like a footballer that’d spent a lot of time riding the pine.
Montpellier Realizes Embarrassing Typo On Jerseys Four Matches Into Season
Remember those awful spelling tests growing up? The ones that seemed so pointless because everything has spellcheck these days? Well, maybe your teacher had a point; maybe those exercises weren’t so useless after all.
Four matches into the Ligue 1 season, Montpellier realized the club’s jerseys, both official and fan-bought, were produced with a typo on the team crest located on the left breast of the shirt. Montpellier was spelled with one ‘L’ instead of two, even though it's spelled correctly on the right side of the chest. Oof.
The Worst 12-Second Display Of Goalkeeping In The History Of The Game
According to researchers from the Georgia Institute of Technology, all mammals take an average of 12 seconds to poop. Regardless of the size of the rectum, be it an elephant’s sphincter or a cat’s, that s**t is riding a wave of mucus like “a sled sliding down a chute” and out in no time flat. Unless it’s diarrhea — that confounds all mathematical models.
El escocés de la Premier League parece caer mentalmente en un agujero negro
El portero de Ross County, de 30 años, Scott Fox, cometió uno de los actos más extraños que verás en toda la temporada durante la derrota de su equipo ante el Rangers en la Premiership escocesa durante el fin de semana.
Un pase hacia atrás deficiente invitó a la presión a Fox, pero el portero experimentado mostró un gran juego de pies para evadir el desafío y crear algo de espacio para sí mismo. Pero en los cuatro segundos siguientes, Fox parece sufrir de un severo pedo cerebral o incluso diarrea cerebral.
These 5 Worst World Cup Hosts Set The Bar For Russia And Qatar
FIFA doesn’t have a good record of awarding World Cups to the best countries, instead opting to award the world’s premier sporting event to nations with questionable backgrounds, from Mussolini’s fascist Italy to Argentina’s military junta.
Barring nuclear war, the 2018 World Cup will be hosted by Russia, a nation that has in the last decade invaded multiple countries, illegally annexed territory, led insurrections in border nations, murdered opposition journalists and denied rights of the LGBT community. Oh and that whole U.S. election thing that has yet to be sorted out.
Watch This Sweeper-Keeper Sweep Up His Teammate And Let The Opponent Score
This Vietnamese goalkeeper had it all under control. A long ball played forward, he thought he’d just stroll 30 yards from his goal and clear the ball a la Manuel Neuer. Simple, right?
Or not.
This Free Kick Makes It Painfully Clear How Important A Good Wall Is
FK Sloboda is a football club and not in the construction business. This was apparent Sunday when building a wall to defend a free kick against HŠK Zrinjski in the Premier League of Bosnia & Herzegovina.
Thanks to state-of-the-art microphone technology, we were able to pick up on the conversation that went on as Sloboda planned out its strategy.
“Everybody listen up. I have the best plan, the greatest plan, a better plan than any of the tacticians in Italy or England could think up.”
“OK skipper, what have you got in mind for defending this free kick?”