Manchester United

31-Year-Old Boy Wonder Wayne Rooney Returns To Childhood Club Everton

“A hero ventures forth from the world of common day into a region of supernatural wonder: fabulous forces are there encountered and a decisive victory is won: the hero comes back from this mysterious adventure with the power to bestow boons on his fellow man.” -Joseph Campbell, The Hero’s Journey 

Paul Pogba And Romelu Lukaku Celebrated The Fourth Of July In Style

Paul Pogba and Romelu Lukaku (despite neither one being American) seemed to have a pretty awesome holiday yesterday kicking it (literally kicking a soccer ball) by the pool and partying it up with their friends. It's comforting to know that world-class soccer players spend the Fourth of July the same way the rest of us do. Here's a video Paul Pogba posted showing how the two footballers spent the day.

These Kids Are Happier To Meet Jesse Lingard Than You Will Ever Be About Anything

Surely you can find some kind of profound meaning in this video of a group of British lads encountering Manchester United attacker Jesse Lingard and completely losing their shit. You could probably ruminate on the nature of fandom, how we should all try to see things through the eyes of a child sometimes, to lend perspective.

Little kids are the best because of their lack of filter. This is clearly the best thing ever to happen to them (until the next best thing ever), and they're not afraid to express it. We should all be so lucky.

Following The Summer Transfer Window Is Like Reading A Young Teen Novel Every Day

The likes of Arsenal, Everton, Leicester City, Newcastle United and Tottenham all saw the majority of their players return to the training ground for the start of preseason today. Many other sides, like Manchester United, Liverpool and Chelsea, will also begin their preparations this week.

Watch Ronaldinho Embarrass The Manchester United Legends

It has probably been five years since Ronaldinho ran at a full sprint, but defenders should approach the Brazilian legend with caution nonetheless, because he can still dribble like this:

Paul Pogba Proclaims Dab Is Dead, Billy Dance Is In

It came straight from Paul Pogba’s mouth: 

“Dab is Dab, now it’s gone.”

You read it. He's done with Dab.

Pogba’s quintessential move — the best thing to come to European soccer from America since Christian Pulisic — is done with.

In an interview with Esquire, Pogba said he’s moving on to what he’s calling the Billy Dance.

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