Cristiano Ronaldo

Ronaldo, Portugal Impress Madonna, Get Easy Win Over Switzerland To Qualify For 2018 World Cup

The worrying, hand-wringing and nail-biting from fan boys across the world can stop. Cristiano Ronaldo will be at the 2018 World Cup. Portugal dominated the UEFA Group B title bout for a surprisingly easy 2-0 win over Switzerland on Tuesday in Lisbon. The result put both teams on 27 points, with Portugal earning the group’s automatic World Cup qualifying berth by virtue of goal differential and the Swiss going to the UEFA playoff. 

Move Aside Messi, Cristiano Ronaldo Has A New Rival

Normally, Cristiano Ronaldo is the best at what he does. If you need proof, just consider this: CR7 has won four Ballon d’Or accolades, he's been La Liga top scorer three times and he's been the Champions League top scorer six times!

In His 400th Appearance For Real Madrid, Cristiano Ronaldo Nets A Brace

Ronaldo always turns up in crucial moments. CR7 gave Real Madrid a 2-0 lead in the 49th minute off of a perfect feed from Gareth Bale, who already netted a gorgeous volley in the first half.

Cristiano wasn't done. 30 minutes later he ran behind a perfect pass from Luka Modric and fired one near post.

The Portuguese striker has now scored 25 goals in 20 games against German clubs in the Champions League. 

Cristiano Ronaldo And Lionel Messi Pay Homage To Mexico Earthquake Victims

Cristiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi have proven once more that they are not only great on the field, but also off it. Both stars have reached out to express their solidarity with and condolences to Mexico with regards to the 7.1 magnitude earthquake that struck central Mexico last Tuesday. 

Cristiano Ronaldo Was Attacked By A Ghost

Cristiano Ronaldo hasn't scored yet in his two matches back from suspension, but that hasn't stopped him from being wildly entertaining.

On Saturday, during Real Madrid's 2-1 win against Alaves, Ronaldo was attacked by a spooky ghost.

The Best FIFA Men's Player Nominees Are, Predictably, Messi, Ronaldo And Neymar

The three final nominees for the Best FIFA Men's Award have been announced, and, whoo boy, you better sit down and buckle your seatbelt. Go find a seat with a seatbelt. Sit on it. Buckle it.

The three finalists are:

MESSI.

RONALDO.

NEYMAR.

Woww who could have possibly seen that coming? I'm out of breath.

Against Real Betis, Real Madrid Proved Sometimes Being Outrageously Good Isn't Enough

Real Madrid came into their match against Real Betis Wednesday four points behind Barcelona in La Liga, needing a win.

Fortunately, they got Cristiano Ronaldo back from suspension, and he showed during the Champions League last week that he hadn't accumulated any rust during his break.

Nike Drops Latest CR7 Mercurial Superfly Boots

Nike has revealed the 2017-18 Mercurial Superfly CR7 V boots and they’re simply stunning. Set to drop on September 29, the cleats are heavily influenced by Nike’s “Cut to Brilliance” campaign, and they appropriately have a diamond-like theme.

Cristiano Ronaldo Ruins One Of The Greatest Assists Of All Time

First things first: clickbait! But not really. In soccer, had Cristiano Ronaldo converted, this wouldn’t have been an assist for Isco. But if we’re talking hockey, yes. The confines of a rink are intensely intimate, so the preceding pass is usually as important as the ultimate one. In soccer, we know that’s less frequently the case.

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