Bloopers

Nemanja Matic just wanted to celebrate with the boys, and the soccer gods duly punished him for his insolence.

Louis van Gaal has said he cannot imagine that Johnny Evans spit at Papiss Cisse. Well Louis, that’s too bad, because the incident was caught on tape.

The Brazilian top flight is known for its flashy play and attacking football, but this this punch to the face involves absolutely none of that.

The keeper made the save, and it was all downhill from there in this hilarious 10 second video.

Proof that no matter how hard you try, life can still make you look dumb.

Antonio Candreva scored what would prove to be the winner for Lazio against Parma, but his celebration went a bit awry.

Chelsea's bus driver failed to get though the entrance to the stadium before yesterday's Chelsea vs PSG match. So we got to thinking, where else couldn't he fit his bus?

This compilation of the funniest, craziest, most epic goal celebrations will leave you all warm and fuzzy on the inside.

One of the glorious possibilities of the information age is that once something is created, it has the potential to be seen and appreciated by the entire world. Mind you, not just in the present, but for as long as there is electricity, an Internet connection and an interested audience. 

For athletes, this chance at immorality is a double-edged sword. Messi, for instance, won't complain that his many goals will live far beyond his last breath, but for players less fortunate, well, they will be haunted by the video record of their mistakes for the rest of their lives.