Bloopers

Drake Attempts To Score A Goal And Shows Why He Should Stick To Rapping.

Depending on who you ask, Drake is either the greatest rapper of all time, or a representation of everything that is wrong with people today. That sounds like a harsh set of extremes, but, really, it’s no exaggeration.

It’s unfortunate that Drake might have added another set of harsh extremes for those to judge him when he uploaded this video of him shanking a kick and breaking a lamp in what we assume is his own back yard tennis court.

This Man Just Lost His Company $50 Million, So Why Is He Still Employed?

Being a NYSE-listed company, Manchester United have to make statements to the market whenever there is significant turnover in senior personnel. When Sir Alex Ferguson announced his retirement, for example, it was first communicated in a formal statement to shareholders, and Manchester United PLC’s stock plummeted 4.5%.

These Two Missed Shots Are So Bad They Will Leave You Wondering What Happened

Do you want to know what feels like it happened a long time ago? This, this feels like it happened a long time ago:

That was Javier Hernandez playing hero for Real Madrid in one of the biggest games of the year late last April, 4 months ago. 

Orlando City Lost To Seattle Because Their Goalkeeper Wasn't On The Team

This past weekend in MLS saw two of the biggest clubs take each other head on as Orlando City flew to CenturyLink Stadium. The Seattle Sounders put four goals past Orlando in a fantastic turn of events for Seattle after missing a first half penalty kick.

After taking a closer look at the match and trying to figure out how Kaka and his team could concede so many goals we may have found the real reason for Orlando’s defeat. 

Xabi Alonso Starts To Disappear On The Pitch. Literally.

We always suspected something was up with Xabi Alonso. His passing was too good; his vision is too good for a normal human.

And now we see that we were correct in our assumptions, with this Vine as proof: Xabi Alonso is a ghost. Clearly, Xabi starts to disappear here, proving that he is a ghost and can communicate with the supernatural world. His pinpoint lobs are so precise because other ghosts are carrying them to their destinations. The truth has come out.

The Reason They Call Him The Hulk

In the forested training ground of Zenit St. Petersburg lives one of the most powerful strikers in the modern game. Even fellow teammates aren’t safe from his rocket of a leg during practice, and this video shows why.  

Striding past three defenders and a shot at the end blew the goalkeeper straight through the back of the net. A quick apology at the end and Hulk is ready to have another go. 

Neymar Hit This Kid In The Face. He Turned That Into A Chance To Shine.

Getting in your last minute touches can be important for a pre-match warm-up, but kicking the ball into a sea of fans isn’t the best way to exit. From what was supposed to be a playful pass into the crowd by Brazil’s number 10, came an embarrassing knock in the face.

Neymar accidentally kicked the ball he was juggling at a young boy as he watched the Brazilian team board their bus before a Copa America match against Peru. After realizing that the boy was hurt from the incident, he was escorted onto the team bus to receive a souvenir he will cherish forever. 

These Bloopers Show Australia’s Soccer League Has A Long Way To Go

Australia’s professional soccer league is an up-and-comer, and apparently it still has a lot of “coming” ahead of it.

He Wanted To Look Bad A** After His Red Card, Instead He Looked Like An Idiot

He was sent off for stopping a clear goal scoring opportunity. He decided to show the world how he felt about that…and he failed.

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