There is not much we can say about this goal that isn't going to sound like we plagiarized it from True Detective, so you're just going to have to watch it.
Twitter does not allow the necessary amount of characters to describe what happened here so... pic.twitter.com/8aimCAopbN
— The Full 90 (@TheFull90) October 24, 2016
Sturgill Simpson could write an entire album about this goal.
This goal, by the way, was scored by New York Red Bulls II in the USL Cup final. It didn't have much of an impact on the game (Red Bulls II beat the Swope Park Rangers 5-1), but wow, what a goal to score in a final.
Welcome to the USL, where time is a flat circle and free will is an illusion.
Contact The18 Staff Writer Sam Klomhaus at Klomhaus@The18.com or follow him on Twitter @SamKlomhaus
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