Bayern Munich Are A Steamroller, And The Bundesliga Is Asphalt
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There are any number of farm and construction machines Bayern Munich could be accurately compared to: a threshing machine, for example. I think the best comparison, though, is the steamroller, because there's nothing you can do to a steamroller that will stop it from crushing you. Nothing.
Borussia Dortmund played the part of asphalt Saturday as Bayern Rolled over them, 4-1.
You know what, let's just start the Bundesliga over again. Bayern have it all wrapped up anyway.