Humor

Commentator's Analogy For Dele Alli Goal Might Be The Weirdest/Best Ever

We don't think anyone will ever top this description of Dele Alli's goal against Real Madrid. Pundits around the globe need to take notes. 

This Incredible Video Proves Messi Is The GOAT

Look, I can't 100 percent confirm it's Messi in this video, but it sure looks like him, so whatever.

MESSI IS THE GOAT.

Actually, he's just a guy with a wig and sunglasses and a silly shirt making goat noises, but it's potentially Messi! So that's cool!

Watch The Most Hilarious Own Goals Of All-Time

Hilarious own goals are a tragedy for the player who scores them. It's arguably even worse for goalkeepers as they are the only players on the field allowed to use their hands. In spite of this, however, they sometimes manage to score the most remarkable, unexplainable own goals.

This week, 18-year-old Benfica goalkeeper Mile Svilar scored a really unfortunate own goal when the Eagles faced Manchester United in the Champions League.

Watch Arsenal Player Hilariously Nutmeg Arsene Wenger In Training

Three years ago Ainsley Maitland-Niles was Arsenal’s second-youngest player to make a Champions League appearance behind Jack Wilshere. Still fighting for a consistent place in Arsene Wenger’s side, he went for a bold strategy to request more playing time during training on Wednesday. Maitland-Niles nutmegged Wenger. 

These Are The Best Soccer-Themed Halloween Videos

Hey, it’s Halloween! Aside from tooth decay induced by copious amounts of sugar-loaded candy, that means all your favorite soccer teams are releasing spooky and/or goofy Halloween videos. Horray! We here at The18 have done the hard work of rounding up the best soccer Halloween videos from this week, so grab some bite-sized candy bars and enjoy. 

Boca Juniors Fan Stuck In Hole

Bae: "come over"

Me: "I can't I'm in a different section of the Bombonera"

Bae: "My parents aren't in this section of the Bombonera"

Me:

The Last Minute Of This Non-League Game In England Will Leave Your Head Spinning

Y'all there are things happening in this video. Pretty much everything is happening in this video.

This happened in injury time in a non-league match in England between Padiham and Wildnes. The video begins with Wildnes up 3-1. It does not end that way.

Cristiano Ronaldo Is Hawking Camo Underpants Now

Do you feel the urge to go hunting and also are not a big fan of pants or shirts? Cristiano Ronaldo has a special product just for you!

Grown Man Falls Down Trying To Take Mark Noble Jersey From Child

West Ham won a game! Wooooooo.

The Hammers came back from a 2-0 deficit (most dangerous lead in soccer!) to beat Tottenham Hotspur 3-2. They are on to the next round of the Carabao Cup, which is good and cool for West Ham fans. 

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