We don't think anyone will ever top this description of Dele Alli's goal against Real Madrid. Pundits around the globe need to take notes.
James Richardson’s description of Dele Alli’s goal was tremendous pic.twitter.com/bcq46F52eQ
— Loudmouth Melvin (@loudmouthmelvin) November 1, 2017
Look, I can't 100 percent confirm it's Messi in this video, but it sure looks like him, so whatever.
He really is a Goat pic.twitter.com/BJVyqNtKky
— mx (@BUSQXETS2) October 31, 2017
MESSI IS THE GOAT.
Actually, he's just a guy with a wig and sunglasses and a silly shirt making goat noises, but it's potentially Messi! So that's cool!
Hilarious own goals are a tragedy for the player who scores them. It's arguably even worse for goalkeepers as they are the only players on the field allowed to use their hands. In spite of this, however, they sometimes manage to score the most remarkable, unexplainable own goals.
This week, 18-year-old Benfica goalkeeper Mile Svilar scored a really unfortunate own goal when the Eagles faced Manchester United in the Champions League.
Three years ago Ainsley Maitland-Niles was Arsenal’s second-youngest player to make a Champions League appearance behind Jack Wilshere. Still fighting for a consistent place in Arsene Wenger’s side, he went for a bold strategy to request more playing time during training on Wednesday. Maitland-Niles nutmegged Wenger.
outrageous from you, @Ains_7 pic.twitter.com/X62DrkV5yJ
Hey, it’s Halloween! Aside from tooth decay induced by copious amounts of sugar-loaded candy, that means all your favorite soccer teams are releasing spooky and/or goofy Halloween videos. Horray! We here at The18 have done the hard work of rounding up the best soccer Halloween videos from this week, so grab some bite-sized candy bars and enjoy.
Bae: "come over"
Me: "I can't I'm in a different section of the Bombonera"
Bae: "My parents aren't in this section of the Bombonera"
Me:
Yesterday a Boca fan tried to sneak into a different sector of the Bombonera through a hole in the concrete and got stuck. pic.twitter.com/8BgsdIMJcK
— Daniel Edwards (@DanEdwardsGoal) October 30, 2017
Y'all there are things happening in this video. Pretty much everything is happening in this video.
This happened in injury time in a non-league match in England between Padiham and Wildnes. The video begins with Wildnes up 3-1. It does not end that way.
A couple of people struggling with the link earlier - this should work now. Here’s the last minute again for those who couldn’t get the link pic.twitter.com/whVFiZGpbz
Do you feel the urge to go hunting and also are not a big fan of pants or shirts? Cristiano Ronaldo has a special product just for you!
Camo style! @CR7Underwear #CR7Underwear pic.twitter.com/bkbElQM8X3
West Ham won a game! Wooooooo.
The Hammers came back from a 2-0 deficit (most dangerous lead in soccer!) to beat Tottenham Hotspur 3-2. They are on to the next round of the Carabao Cup, which is good and cool for West Ham fans.