Europe

Luis Suarez Ended Barcelona's Slide By Himself With Four Goals And Three Assists

Barcelona have been in a bad way (for them) recently. They sandwiched two league losses around a stunning loss to Atletico Madrid that bounced them from the Champions League (after having won the first leg). This was the first time Barcelona had lost three games in a row since 2003. The momentum changed Wednesday, when Luis Suarez apparently decided he had had enough, and took his frustration out on the hapless Deportivo la Coruna, to the tune of four goals and three assists.

Robert Lewandowski Shows He's More Than Just A Poacher In Bayern Munich Skill Videos

We’ve seen he defy time and demolish Wolfsburg’s defense for five goals in just nine minutes. We’ve seen him score several masterpieces and solidify himself as one of the best strikers in the business. Nevertheless, Bayern Munich’s Youtube page decided to give the world a little taste of another one of Robert Lewandowski’s many abilities. 

Not only is he a prolific scorer, but the Polish striker is also a pretty good juggler with the ball at his feet:

Zenit St. Petersburg And The Daily Mail Got In The Saltiest Twitter War Of The Season

The Daily mail made a list of the top 10 worst club badges. Then the fun started. Zenit St. Petersburg, a club that appeared on that list, took issue with their appearance on the list, and instigated the saltiest Twitter beef we've seen so far this calendar year. 

Just take a look.

He's Just 20 And He Hurt A Club's European Dreams

Espanyol played the role of a spoiler tonight against Celta de Vigo. Celta are plying for a spot in Europa League and their chances took a hit today when Marco Asensio scored an amazing half volley from 25 yards out. The 38th minute equalizer was beautiful as the forward controlled a clearance and fired home. Espanyol currently sit at 15th in the La Liga table and Celta will need to starting earning three points instead of one if they want to make it to Europa League.

This Absurd Goal Totally Explains Why PSG Are So Dominant

Over the weekend, Rennes vs Guingamp proved why PSG have basically run away with the Ligue 1 title this year. In case you hadn't noticed, Paris St. Germain have done pretty well in Ligue 1. They are 28 points ahead of second-placed Monaco, which incidentally, is the same amount of points that seperate Manchester United (5th) and Newcastle United (19th) in the Premier League.

Dries Mertens Completes Hat Trick With This Stunning Goal

With the blink of an eye, the ball was in the back of the net and Napoli were celebrating. Dries Merten's third goal of the night was a stunningly powerful shot that beat Bologna keeper, Antonio Mirante. The Belgian international received the ball on his left, beat one defender and ripped a right footed shot in the top right corner. He scored in the 58th, 80th and 88th with his last one being the best. Napoli would go on to crush Bologna 6 - 0. 

He’s The Fastest Striker In Europe, And His Tricks Just Beat A Pro Freestyler

Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang is having a very good year. For a time, he was the highest scoring player in Europe, and his form since losing that title has not exactly been bad. As of today, he has 37 goals in 45 total competitions, per Transfermarkt. Amidst all the good publicity his form has earned him, Aubameyang has teamed up with Dutch freestyler Soufiane Touzani in order to film one bad ass cross bar challenge video.

Dani Alves Dressed Up As His Girlfriend After Barcelona Lost To Atletico Madrid

Dani Alves is not coping with Barcelona's unceremonious dumping from the Champions League at the hands of Atletico Madrid well. 

The Brazilian right back took to Instagram and he, um, well he did this:

Crystal Palace Apparently Signed Karim Benzema Without Anybody Knowing

Having failed to score a single Premier League goal all season, Karim Benzema was apparently left on the bench for Crystal Palace's crucial London derby clash against Arsenal. We were unaware that he had ever signed for the south London club, but hey...shows what we know.

Messi's Historic 500th Goal Came In The Most Bittersweet Way Possible

Here are some real things that have been said about Lionel Messi:

"It is clear that Messi is on a level above all others. Those who do not see that are blind." - Xavi

"They tell me that all men are equal in God’s eyes, this player makes you seriously think about those words." - Football commentator Ray Hudson

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