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QPR and Union Berlin Players Embrace Their Inner Kid, Turn Water-Logged Pitch Into Slip 'n Slide

QPR and Union Berlin: official experts at turning lemons into lemonade. QPR traveled to Germany on Saturday for a friendly match against Union Berlin. However, the affair was cancelled after officials deemed the field too waterlogged to play. Fans and players it seemed would leave the stadium unfulfilled, unentertained.

"Fear not!" the two teams said. QPR and Union Berlin players took matters into their own hands. They gave fans an unexpectedly fun show with some good ol' fashioned belly-sliding moves. Watch the child-like foolery unfold.

Luis Suarez Is Already In Midseason Diving Form

I hope you never feel the type of pain Luis Suarez feels here after bumping into Giorgio Chiellini. This video is tough to watch. There is real anguish in this man's eyes. His nervous system is on fire, crying out for an ice pack and some magic spray and preferably a direct free kick. You don't know what real pain is. Luis Suarez knows. He feels it here.

The Outrageous Names Of These Pros Will Put Chic Hollywood Babies To Shame

In the 16th century, Shakespeare asked “What’s in a name?” and if he heard the one’s on this list, he’d laugh, cringe or be plain dumbfounded. These players might not have been stars when it came to their skills but they will certainly remembered for their peculiar monikers.

Take a look at a few of soccer’s most unusual names.

A Soccer Fan Took Down A Drone With A Toilet Paper Roll

Even though you are not alowed to use your hands in soccer, some fans of the beautiful game have become particularly adept at throwing things.

I am referring, of course, to the fan in Argentina who took down a drone with just a roll of toilet paper.

What If The Gold Cup Semifinals Are Lit?

The CONCACAF Gold Cup, a marketing scheme disguised as a soccer tournament that not even the participants care about, is entering the semi-final stage. So far, there has not been much in the way of "good soccer" and only a little bit more "entertainment value."

Sure, Jozy Altidore got his nipple twisted and Florent Malouda played even though he was ineligible, but those are minor distractions at best, not the sorts of things that will capture one's attention through an entire soccer tournament unless they happen every ten minutes. They are not happening every ten minutes.

Everyone Would Swipe Right On This Alexis Sanchez Tinder Profile

Alexis Sanchez recently posted a video on Instagram stories showing off his new girlfriend, Chilean actress Mayte Rodriguez.

How is it that professional soccer players easily find beautiful people to date and/or marry?

Tinder, we assume.

Alexis’ profile probably looks something like this

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Watch David De Gea Nutmeg Joel Pereira In Training

Watch out Pogba and Lukaku, there’s a new Manchester man with a magical touch around. During a preseason session in LA, Spanish shot-stopper David de Gea showed that he’s just as skilled with his hands as he is with his feet. Poor Joel Periera finds himself on the wrong end of a nutmeg from his fellow keeper.

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