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Cristiano Ronaldo Maybe Shouldn't Be Taking Free Kicks

Cristiano Ronaldo is very good at sports, and, more specifically, very VERY good at soccer. Mostly.

Ronaldo has not had the best Euro 2016 so far, but his Portugal side is still in the semifinals so there's time for him to turn things around. One great way to do that would be to let someone else take free kicks.

"But Ronaldo is good at free kicks," you say. Not right now, he isn't.

Cristiano Ronaldo Has A Chance To Do What Messi Couldn't

Cristiano Ronaldo has a chance to finally do it. Finally, Ronaldo has a chance to step out of Lionel Messi’s shadow and become the greatest player of his generation, and by greatest player of course that really means better than Messi. Sounds simple enough. All Ronaldo has to do is win something that has alluded both he and Messi for their entire careers up to now. 

Lionel Messi Given 21-Month Prison Sentence For Tax Fraud

The court of Catalonia has sentenced Lionel Messi and his father Jorge to 21 months in prison for evading more than €4 million in owed tax payments. However, since the sentence is less than two years and both of the accused have a clean criminal record, they’ll likely escape serving any time behind bars.

Remember That Time Mario Balotelli Set Fireworks Off In His Own House?

There's been a lot of talk about firework safety lately, what with the Fourth of July happening, and all this talk about firework safety reminded us of the time Mario Balotelli did not heed the rules of firework safety and shot some fireworks off in his bathroom and lit his house on fire.

Really.

From The Guardian:

The 3 Biggest Tasks Facing Jose Mourinho At Manchester United

A bullish Jose Mourinho has been unveiled at Old Trafford as the latest manager of Manchester United, and he’s been quick to dismiss the work of the two managers before him. 

Tim Howard Returns To MLS, Posts A Commanding Shutout

Tim Howard’s presence in MLS was clearly felt during his return on Monday as the American goalkeeper registered a shutout in the 0-0 draw between Colorado Rapids, Howard’s new club, and the reigning MLS champion Portland Timbers.

Howard’s debut electrified Colorado’s fanbase — the club typically averages 14,978 spectators per match but had a season-best 18,759 attend Monday’s July 4th matchup.

Rapids fans were keen to see Howard and Jermaine Jones, both returning from Copa America action with the United States, take the field together for the first time for the club.

Wayne Rooney Net Worth And Salary, Explained

Wayne Rooney Net Worth

Wayne Rooney's net worth is approximately $145 million, according to Celebritynetworth.com. That equates to about £109,084,259.80 or €130,009,863.75.

Wayne Rooney Salary

Watch Neymar's Top 10 Goals Of The 2015-16 Season

Neymar’s brilliant 2015-16 season with Barcelona resulted in the Brazilian forward inking a new five-year contract with the club, including a staggering release clause starting at £167 million. 

Neymar scored a personal best 24 La Liga goals last campaign. He added four in the Copa del Rey and three in the UEFA Champions League — a grand total of 31 goals in 49 appearances.

Germany Are Through To The Semi-Finals After Defeating Italy In Nine Rounds Of Penalties

Jonas Hector scored the decisive penalty in the ninth round of penalty kicks after Leonardo Bonucci had canceled out Mesut Ozil’s strike in regular time to send Germany into the Euro 2016 semi-finals.

Germany altered their lineup to effectively null any Italian attacking strength, and a fascinating tactical battle between two of Europe’s greatest footballing nations struggled to match the pregame hype. 

Zlatan's Sweden Farewell Was Much Sadder Than His PSG Exit

Zlatan's international career is over. That feels weird, now that we type it. It feels like all of Sweden's international career is over, although we say that as someone who has never been to Sweden, so what the hell do we know.

Sweden did not have a good Euro 2016, and that probably had some effect on Zlatan's decision, even though he announced in the middle of the group stage (which Sweden would not make it out of) that this would be his last ride in the yellow and blue. Highlights of Sweden's Euro 2016 can be seen below.

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