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Max Power Scores His First Sunderland Goal, Cements Himself In Ballon d'Or Running

We brought you the news that Max Power, the man with the greatest name according to Homer Simpson, had signed for Sunderland on loan from Wigan Athletic. While we all knew his name was pretty cool, no one really had any idea of his footballing talents.

Well, Max Power has scored for Sunderland: A looping header past Scunthorpe United’s keeper was the opening goal yesterday, and a rampant Sunderland ended up winning 3-0.

Twitter Unearths The Greatest Goal Of The 20th Century

Thanks to the always brilliant Twitter account @forgottengoals, we’ve been introduced to what’s surely one of the greatest goals of yesteryear.  

Manchester United Produces A Comedy Of Errors In Shock Defeat To Brighton

It was just one of those days for Manchester United; one of those days were crosstown rivals Manchester City absolutely decimated an opponent to climb to the top of the table while United reverted to the slapstick pantomime version of the world’s biggest club. 

A late Paul Pogba penalty made the scoreline much more respectable, but Brighton fully deserved its 3-2 win over Jose Mourinho’s men at the Amex Stadium. 

Cristiano Ronaldo Embarrasses Himself With Juventus Initiation Song But We Love It Anyway

No one — we repeat, no one — is immune to initiation rites in soccer. Not a 40-year-old legend of the game and not even one of the best players of all time. Although after watching the Cristiano Ronaldo initiation song with Juventus, maybe these embarrassing displays need to stop — for the children.

Earlier this month, Gianluigi Buffon was seen belting out a glorious song for his PSG initiation rites. He earned a rousing ovation from his new teammates.

Yeovil Town Player Uses Fortnite 'Take The L' Celebration But It Backfires Significantly

Yeovil Town striker Diallang Jaiyesimi, on loan from EFL Championship side Norwich City, thought he had put his team 1-0 up against Championship heavyweight Aston Villa in the first round of the Carabao Cup on Tuesday night.

Joel Embiid Hits The Pitch, Literally

You've seen Antoine Griezmann balling out this summer on the basketball court, now the cross-sport challenge has gone the other way as Philadelphia 76ers star Joel Embiid showed what he can do with the ball at his feet while visiting his home of Cameroon.

Sunderland Signs Player With Greatest Name Of All Time (According To Homer Simpson)

It’s official. Sunderland will win the Premier League in 2021 after back-to-back promotions to return to the league. Why? The signing of one Max Power.

Is there a better name in the English language than Max Power? According to Homer Simpson, no. 

Handsome Hector Herrera Presents His New Ears To A Thirsty Public

After balling out at the World Cup — that performance against Germany still gives me shivers — and reportedly garnering interest from the likes of Inter, Real Betis and Fulham, Mexico international Hector Herrera spent the offseason outlining his love for FC Porto and executing his plan of becoming a more gorgeous man.

Cristiano Ronaldo acaba de probar la fuerte defensa italiana

Cristiano Ronaldo es el mayor anotador en la historia de la Liga de campeones de la UEFA, pero ha anotado menos goles en la Serie A que Alexi Lalas. Es cierto, el ex defensor de la selección de Estados Unidos ha jugado 44 juegos en la división principal de Italia (44 a 0), pero no voy a permitir que eso detenga mi narrativa.

La Serie A es el hogar de algunas de las defensas más asfixiantes y nefastas del planeta, es el lugar de nacimiento del catenaccio y Fabio Cannavaro era uno de los mejores.

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