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Watch Liverpool Players Awkwardly Try To Rap

Liverpool players did a very cringeworthy thing, and we'll talk about it later, just watch it.

"Liverpool FC players drop famous Hip Hip rhymes" is the whitest phrase ever created, and I think that's great.

The best part is when Adam Lallana says "I'm not doing this, I promise. I'm not doing it."

Then later: "no way Milli's gonna do this. If Milli does it, get me back here and I'll do it." 

Y'all know what happens next.

A MILLI A MILLI A MILLI A MILLI A MIL A MIL A MILLI A MILLI.

Sadly, they didn't have James Milner recite actual lyrics from Lil Wayne's "A Milli," instead choosing to have the Liverpool midfielder recite lines that aren't horribly sexist and/or totally inappropriate for an official team channel.

Imagine, though, for just a moment, James Milner saying things like "He's a beast, he's a dog, he's a mothaf***** problem/OK you're a goon but what's a goon to a goblin".

Or "Don't you hate a shy b****? Yeah I ate a shy b****. She ain't shy no more, she changed her name to my b****".

Or "I'm a young money millionaire tougher than Nigerian hair/my criteria compared to your career just isn't fair/I'm a venereal disease like a menstrual bleed".

Someone get Darren Farley on the horn. This needs to happen. Until then, we'll just have to make do with Regulate.

Contact The18 Staff Writer Sam Klomhaus at Klomhaus@The18.com or follow him on Twitter @SamKlomhaus

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