Peter Crouch is known for dancing after goals, and sometimes he likes to take his talents to somewhere besides a soccer pitch. Somewhere that's actually meant for dancing. Somewhere like Ibiza.
Peter Crouch absolutely off his cake pic.twitter.com/YCx4X0sdiu
— Nathan Jain (@NathanJain_) May 23, 2016
Hey, we didn't say he's known for dancing well. Crouch lets the music move him in strange and mysterious ways, aesthetically pleasing or not. He just wants to get up there and dance, and we think that's great.
We do not begrudge Peter Crouch one bit for this, although we are a little disappointed he didn't do the robot. If he wants to go party in Ibiza during the offseason, go ahead.
Because this is the Internet, there will be outrage of some sort, even though this footage is from three years ago, according to the subject himself.
Yes I'm a mover but this was at least 3 years ago I'm afraid
— Peter Crouch (@petercrouch) May 24, 2016
We don't care how long ago this happened. It's timeless, in our opinion.
Contact The18 Staff Writer Sam Klomhaus at Klomhaus@The18.com or follow him on Twitter @SamKlomhaus
