Jeison Murillo scored a worldy for Inter Milan Tuesday as his side defeated Bologna in the Coppa Italia, 3-2, to advance to the quarterfinals. Jeison Murillo reminds me of Jason Derulo and then I hear that little toy flute loop from “Wiggle” in my head.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
Murillo went ham sandwich on this bicycle kick. He went patty cake, patty cake with no hands. Just a right foot like a goddamn club, connecting straight from the corner while the Bologna defenders cower in fear wondering: “How do you fit all that . . . in them jeans?”
And the FIFA Puskas Award 2017 goes to #Murillo Amazing Bicycle Kick Goal (HD)
— Enjoy Inter News (@EnjoyInterNews) January 17, 2017
Jeison Murillo’s just like Jason Derulo. Let’s all make it clap, clap, cap for this effort.
Oh God, no, stop.