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Ghana's Coach Thinks His Players Are Bad Because They're Having Too Much Sex

Ghana's coach thinks his team isn't good enough, and the reason for that is his players are having too much sexy time with the ladies.

Here's what Malik Jabir had to say in Diario AS:

“A lot of today’s players cannot play 90 minutes because they get so tired easily. And you know why? Because they don’t sleep enough and don’t train enough and they engage in too much sex. There are beautiful young girls in Ghana and they won’t leave them alone.”

Can't play 90 minutes? Hasn't Mr. Jabir heard that thing about lasting too long and going blind? His players are just looking out for their health.

Jabir continued:

"There is time for sex and time for football, but if you mix the two you will never reach the top."

Well, if you can't reach the top then you'll just have to be on bottom. Some people would say that's preferable.

I don't know about this sex theory Jabir is pushing, though. Mario Goetze would seem to be combining the two just fine.

(H/T Diario AS)

Contact The18 Staff Writer Sam Klomhaus at Klomhaus@The18.com or follow him on Twitter @SamKlomhaus

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