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CR7 Is Going Ham On The Pitch, On Social Media Before El Clasico

Cristiano Ronaldo is scoring goals, taking selfies, buying cars and dueling Dwayne Wayne in preparation for El Clasico.

At this point, we should all be familiar with the continuous vacuum of noise surrounding Cristiano Ronaldo. Detractors claim he’s not the player he once was, Ronaldo scores eight La Liga goals in four matches. Haters claim that he’s egotistical and self-obsessed, he shows just how good this has made him and what it’s earned him.  

Yes, his latest hairstyle looks vaguely similar to the pile of poo emoji, but that’s where he gets his confidence from.

Cristiano Ronaldo haircut

That dookie 'do. 

And that confidence has led to performance has led to a garage full of cars that I’m sure are easily identifiable to readers of Car & Driver magazine. 

Ronaldo’s form on the pitch has been absurd of late, and his tallies in La Liga this year show no signs of regression for the 31-year-old. He leads the league with 10 goals while also registering two assists. He also, as usual, has a commanding lead in the shots per game category, averaging 6.2 versus Lionel Messi’s 4.8, good for second.

Ronaldo’s goals against Sporting Gijon brought him to 50 over the course of 2016 for club and country, a mark he’s reached for an astonishing six years straight now.