Tuesday was a Champions League matchday. Some of the best players in the world were in action, inclusing Messi, Neymar, Arjen Robben, Romelu Lukaku, Eden Hazard, Antoine Griezmann, James Rodriguez, Luis Suarez and Edinson Cavani.
Instead of watching those players, you should have been watching Barnsley vs. Burton Albion in the English Championship. Why weren't you watching Barnsley vs. Burton Albion? Look what Joe Williams did!
Wow what a goal. @JoeWilliams0812 #barnsleyfc pic.twitter.com/yvRme7RqLN
— Jack Manterfield (@Spuggyno2) October 31, 2017
Williams, on loan at Barnsley from Everton, helped Barnsley to a 4-2 win over Burton Albion, and you missed it all because you thought Messi would do something cool. He didn't do anything cool. Barcelona were not good yesterday. You know who was good? Joe Williams, the man you should have been watching.
Another noteworthy thing about Barnsley: their manager is named Paul Heckingbottom. Paul. Heckingbottom. Is his name. His name is Paul Heckingbottom. Like the dog rates Twitter account made up his name. I bet he did not have an enjoyable middle school experience. Heckingbottom. That's rich.
I bet he goes by "Heck".