When a cow comes to a soccer field and wants to play soccer, who's gonna tell the cow no? Not me! Cows are big and fast and ornery. They can play soccer if the want, although not very well.
I mean, look at this guy, he doesn't get anywhere near the ball the whole time he (we're just assuming here, we don't know enough about cows to know the differences between genders based on a blurry Youtube video) is on the pitch. He has no positional awareness at all, but he is big, strong and fast, we'll give him that. So basically he's Steven Gerrard.
SOCCER COW
There's hope for the cow yet though. With that kind of work rate and athleticism, it's be perfect for a counterpressing side like Borussia Dortmund or Liverpool. We'll see what happens, hook him up with an agent. Kid, you're going places.
(H/T FOX Soccer)
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