MLS

The Portland Timbers Have The Strongest Tifo Game In The World

It should come as no surprise that a city characterized by passionate support, the Portland Timbers have sold out every home match since joining MLS, and fabled urban planning dating back as far as 1903 should boast some of the finest tifo displays in the world.

This Video Proves Rabona Assists Are Both Possible And Absolutely Filthy

The rabona kick is football’s version of a motorcycle. Yes, it’s cool and looks good, but you’re probably only going to hurt yourself. Wrapping your kicking leg around the back of your standing leg in order to strike the ball isn’t going to increase the accuracy of your service, but everyone’s going to know you’re a boss and that your hamstrings are in fine working order.

FC Dallas’ Fabian Castillo has just showed the world that a rabona pass isn’t just a clever bit of showmanship, it’s also the filthiest way to setup a goal imaginable. His rabona assist was beyond beautiful.

American Soccer Fans Are ‘Groups Who Shove Black Men Off Subway Trains’, Says New York Times

The New York Times has won more Pulitzer Prizes than any other news organization, which makes their July 12th publication of Jay Caspian Kang’s “The Dark Side of American Soccer Culture” that much more dumbfounding.

Techera Scores A Left Footed Spinning Torpedo

An interesting 18th week in the MLS had some own goals, a goal saving handball (great stuff FC Dallas), an extraordinary hat trick by Clint Dempsey (goal, assist and a red card), and a preposterous banger courtesy of Cristian Techera. Fresh off of a 1-0 lead, Vancouver took advantage of another chance just minutes later to put the game out of reach. A failed freekick attempt led to a ball bouncing back out of the box where Techera received a pass to then take his chances with the ball on his left foot.

American Phenom Jordan Morris Scores Brace Against EPL Club

Jordan Morris is enjoying the finest form of his professional career to date. On Saturday, July 2nd, Morris scored a highlight reel equalizer against Toronto FC in MLS regular season action. It was the American striker’s sixth goal in 16 games in his rookie season. 

 

Tim Howard Returns To MLS, Posts A Commanding Shutout

Tim Howard’s presence in MLS was clearly felt during his return on Monday as the American goalkeeper registered a shutout in the 0-0 draw between Colorado Rapids, Howard’s new club, and the reigning MLS champion Portland Timbers.

Howard’s debut electrified Colorado’s fanbase — the club typically averages 14,978 spectators per match but had a season-best 18,759 attend Monday’s July 4th matchup.

Rapids fans were keen to see Howard and Jermaine Jones, both returning from Copa America action with the United States, take the field together for the first time for the club.

Andrea Pirlo Didn't Invite Us To His Cookout And Now We're Sad

Andrea Pirlo, one of the most interesting men in the world, has had a cookout. We know this because he posted a picture of it on social media, and we are sad. Not sad that he had a cookout, but sad that we weren't invited.

The LA Galaxy Ended An Amateur Team’s Cup Run In The Most Bogus Way Possible

The MLS did its reputation no favors in the US Open Cup the other day, by doing itself a favor. The LA Galaxy faced off against La Maquina FC, what a mounts to a 5th division club, and needed a despicable goal to win.

That was perfectly legal, by the way.

The Galaxy went on to win the game 4-1 in extra time, but really, are they the winners here?

The Worst Signing In MLS History May Finally Be Proving His Worth

It's safe to say that NYCFC fans are not completely impressed with Frank Lampard so far. He's been booed by his own supporters, he's been called the worst MLS signing in history and he's only managed to play 14 times for NYCFC in just under a year. 

Ricardo Clark Scores a Rocket To Equalize In The Texas Derby

The Texas Derby betwen the Houston Dynamo and FC Dallas is always a thriller. Ricardo Clark was not about to let his team fall on Thursday night, as he seized his opportunity in the 51st minute to pull the Dynamo back to even. A blocked pass on the top of the 18 set up nicely for an incoming Clark who hit a screamer into the back of the net, tying the game at one's. An incredible goal to say the least. It is definitely worth a few views!

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