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Ronaldo Has Been Struggling. Usain Bolt Gave Him A Tip To Turn It Around.

Cristiano Ronaldo and speed have gone hand in hand for a long time. It has always been a massive part of his game. The step-overs have come and gone, the goal scoring has gotten immensely better, but throughout it all Ronaldo’s speed has been there.

Messi ha revelado la única cosa que espera que sus hijos entiendan de él

Lionel Messi es uno de los jugadores de habla más suave del mundo. Si no fuera constantemente uno de los dos mejores, si en vez de eso fuera un jugador medio que saliera al campo para el Stoke City cada fin de semana, entonces hay razones para creer que sólo los fans más duros sabrían quién es. Es increíblemente irónico, entonces, que haya subido a la fama en los albores de la era de las redes sociales, en un momento en el que todo el mundo se está haciendo un nombre a través de sus personalidades.

¿Qué tan buenos son los profesionales? Estos ridículos objetivos del campo de entrenamiento te mostrarán

Un viejo adagio futbolístico nos dice que todos los goles cuentan igual. Un obús desde 40 yardas, una rabona desde la esquina o un gol en su propia portería desde el fondo de la defensa, cada uno será recompensado con un único punto. El fútbol no discrimina. A menos que estés en el campo de entrenamiento. En ese caso, los goles en el campo de entrenamiento no cuentan para nada.

Messi Has Been Back 2 Games And He's Already Scoring Amazing Goals

We missed this, man. We really did. And now he's back, scoring amazing goals that only Messi (and to an extent only Barcelona) can score.

Barcelona obliterated Roma 6-1 in his first start and second game back, and he tallied two goals and an assist. Luis Suarez also scored twice and Gerard Pique and Adriano also scored.

Messi's first goal since injuring his knee in September came after a build-up of 29 straight passes from Barca, a Champions League record.

Chicharito's Goal-Scoring Streak Ends At 7 Games

It had to end sometime, and it ended on Tuesday. After scoring 10 goals in seven games, Javier "Chicharito" Hernandez's goal-scoring streak is over after he couldn't find the net in Bayer Leverkusen's 1-1 draw against BATE Borisov in the UEFA Champions League.

His goals came in three competitions: the Bundesliga, the DFB Pokal and the Champions League. 

Hernandez has 12 goals in total this year so far for Leverkusen: six in the Bundesliga, two in the DFB Pokal and four in the Champions League. He is Leverkusen's leading scorer, five ahead of the next-highest scorer.

Luis Suarez Goals vs Roma

The eyes were on Lionel Messi ahead of Barcelona's Champions League match vs Roma. And of course, La Pulga delivered. Scoring the second of Barcelona's 3 first half goals with a classic chip over the goalkeeper. But the person who continued his perfect form? Lucho Suarez. The Uruguayan not only assisted Messi's goal, but he also gave fans a volley for the ages, when he wound up from just inside the box, and curled a left to right rip past the goalkeeper.

Messi's First Goal Since Knee Surgery

He's baaaaaaaack. In his first start since injurying his knee back on September 26th, Lionel Messi found the back of the net with a classic chip over the goalkeeper. The Messi goal vs Roma came after 29 straight touches from Barcelona, with the final 6 coming in no surprising fashion: Neymar-Messi-Neymar-Messi-Suarez-Messi-GOAL. Neymar and Suarez were already in perfect form while Messi was gone, combining for 21 goals and 10 assists.

These Stats Show Just How Good Chicharito Has Been This Year

It's obvious that Javier Hernandez has been in incredible form this year. But we didn't realize just how good Chicharito has been until we saw this list of records Hernandez has set so far this year with Bayer Leverkusen.

Ronaldinho Thinks Neymar Could Do It On A Cold Wednesday Night At Stoke

It's a question posed to any footballer who succeeds in the relative atmospheric comforts of Serie A, La Liga and Ligue 1: "but could he do it on a cold Wednesday night at Stoke?" The implication being that in the cold of England in winter, players from lesser footballing areas like the Mediterranean and South America would wilt like the dead flowers they are. It is a perfect example of (false) Premier League exceptionalism.

Apparently Sepp Blatter Saw The Afterlife, And He Thinks He's Going To Heaven

Sepp Blatter's take on his recent health scare:

"I was between the angels who were singing and the devil who was lighting the fire, but it was the angels who sang."

Perhaps he was just lighting a cigarette and happened to take a glance at a mirror, but all jokes aside the suspended FIFA president claims he was really close to the final whistle.

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