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Watch The Brilliant Strike That Helped Montreal Shock The Red Bulls

Once again, Didier Drogba took his place on the sidelines to watch his Montreal Impact in the 2016 MLS Playoffs. Once again, his replacement, Matteo Mancosu, proved a more than reliable substitute.

The Italian striker made it three goals in two playoff games for Montreal, lifting his side to a shock 1-0 first-leg victory over the top seeded New York Red Bulls. 

Montreal were the only away side to win in the knockout round, defeating D.C. United 4-2 in the capital. On Sunday, they recorded another shocking result by blanking the Red Bulls at Saputo Stadium in Quebec. 

Cristiano Ronaldo Would Like For You To Look At Him

Cristiano Ronaldo would like very much for you to look at him, please. Right now, if possible.

Here he is, or at least here his upper half is:

Disneyland Makes Trip To See Lionel Messi

Walt Disney used his considerable imagination to dream up things like Mickey Mouse, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs and Disney World, but he could never have conceived a little magician using sorcery to control objects and unleash all manner of hell on an unsuspecting public. Oh, right — that’s in Fantasia.

Anyway, he could’ve never told the story of an undersized scruff who went to extreme lengths to prove himself while remaining brave and unselfish in the face of never ending obstacles. Dammit, that’s Pinocchio, isn’t it?

Ronaldo Reveals The Player He Most Admires

In a recent interview with Coachmag.co.uk, Cristiano Ronaldo spoke at length about his inspirations, his toughest opponent and the opposing player he most admires. The biggest surprise came when asked about the opponent he most admired, as Ronaldo bucked the peddled notion of a rivalry steeped in hatred and answered:

Cómo comer, entrenar y jugar como Neymar

Así que eres el chico del equipo con una complexión delgada, de 1,80 m y un peso que cae justo en el medio del 50 por ciento para tu edad. Has escuchado las palabras "flaco" y "palillo" lanzadas por los entrenadores cuando discuten tu físico. Sin embargo, como producto de tu constitución natural, también posees ritmo, buena velocidad de pie y una habilidad técnica decente.

Didier Drogba Quits On Montreal, On MLS

Though Montreal Impact coach Mauro Biello has yet to admit it, Didier Drogba has turned his back on his teammates. After losing his starting role to newcomer Matteo Mancosu, the former Chelsea star has only managed 10 goals in 22 games this season, Drogba only played in four of the team’s final seven games; starting two and coming off the bench in two more.

LA Galaxy Knockout Real Salt Lake, Landon Donovan Redefines Playoff Brilliance

Landon Donovan, the all-time leader in scoring, assists and second most capped player in USMNT history, to go along with MLS’ all-time top scorer, assists leader and playoff goals leader has added another distinction to his legacy: he’s now MLS’ all-time leader in playoff assists with 15.

The Galaxy mercilessly ended a careening Real Salt Lake season, the Claret and Cobalt having limped into the playoffs after collecting only three points from their final seven regular season games.

Sebastian Giovinco Wills Toronto FC Past Philadelphia To Kickoff The MLS Playoffs

For a long-suffering Toronto FC fan base, it was history. For Sebastian Giovinco, it was about time. Toronto FC scored its first playoff goal in franchise history and advanced past the knockout round for the first time. Toronto will now face New York City FC in the conference semifinals in a match pitting a large majority of the league’s major star power.

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