International Soccer
Wayne Rooney Is Sorry For Being Reportedly Drunk At A Wedding
OK, so here's what happened: Wayne Rooney got a night off from England duty after the Three Lions beat Scotland, and he ended up at a wedding reception where he was photographed looking like a very drunk person and also he reportedly played the piano nonsensically.
He is sorry.
Wayne Rooney gatecrashes a wedding in severe drunk condition.. Guests SHOCKED!
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That Free Kick Goal Messi Scored Vs Colombia? He Had Already Scored It In Pre-game Warmups.
England vs. Spain Descends Into A Series Of Mannequin Challenges
With England and Spain both enjoying comfortable starts to their World Cup qualifying campaigns (England sit atop Group F, Spain Group G), the two nations played out a meaningless, feel good friendly at Wembley Stadium on Tuesday. The real battle was played without the football, as both teams submitted their entries to the mannequin challenge.
Another Day, Another Absurd 40 Yard Pass By Paul Pogba
Lionel Messi And Argentina Invoke The G-Code, Will Not Speak To The Media
Lionel Messi and his Argentina teammates have invoked the Geto Boys' "G-Code": they’re not going to talk to the press, they’re not going to make a peace bond, they don’t trust in the journalistic system — they'll just do battle in the streets and shoot 25-yard free kicks.
Belgium's Mannequin Challenge Is Pretty Good
Suarez Was Playing Keeper In Uruguay Training And Still Scored
Will Mario Balotelli And Sebastian Giovinco Ever Get Back To The Italian National Team?
As international football heaves its bloated corpse over the horizon of our collective attentions, trying to find any kernel of interest becomes increasingly tough. Because of this, we have the British Isles wrestling with the political absurdity of trying to cram as many poppies as possible into one fixture, Lionel Messi hoping that colouring in his tattoos will help Argentina win in Brazil, someone called Radamel Falcao starting to scoring goals again and a certain section of North London declaring war on the sovereign state of Chile due to the possibility of one man’s muscle tear.