Humor

Lady Asks Old Man To Take Photo Of Her With Fire Squad, Old Man Is Bastian Schweinsteiger

As the Chicago Fire arrived at the Toronto airport for their upcoming game against Toronto FC, one lady spotted the Fire squad. She then decided to ask Bastian Schweinsteiger if he would take a picture of her with the rest of the Fire players.

Thankfully for the soccer world, the Fire's assistant head coach Eric Gehrig was able to snap a picture of the scene.

What happened next is a picture worth a thousand words — and laughs. Plenty of laughs.

Cristiano Ronaldo Would Like To Sell You A Canadian Tuxedo

Cristiano Ronaldo is always hawking something. My favorite is the blanket, but you could talk me into the undies. Actually, those WERE my favorites until today, when the Cristiano Ronaldo Canadian tuxedo arrived.

For those of you who are not very cultured, a Canadian tuxedo is a suit of clothing made of all denim. Like this:

A Soccer Stadium With A Ski Jump Is A great Idea, Actually

The Guardian claims to practice "responsible journalism", and generally that's true, but they've gone too far this time. This very distressing headline adorned one of their articles about a peculiar stadium in South Korea, and we are just so mad we could spit:

Kolo Toure Is Not Afraid To Admit He Likes Whitney Houston

Reason number 586 Kolo Toure is the coolest and best human being in the world:

23 Memes You Should Send To Your Soccer Friends Immediately

Ever stumble across something on the Internet and your thoughts automatically turn to a particular friend or memory? Of course you have, it probably happens every time you scroll your Instagram feed. In today’s age, memes rule the Internet — pictures might be worth a thousand words, but memes are worth a thousand laughs. A day without laughter is a day wasted, so send these memes to your soccer friends and make their day a great one.

Por qué debes prestar atención cuando juegas de portero

Oh este pobre hombre. Este pobre, pobre hombre. Chiel Kramer, un portero de la segunda división holandesa del Almere City, cometió el pecado capital de los porteros: no prestar atención.

Tienes que prestar siempre atención cuando eres el portero. De lo contrario, podrías cometer errores, como este de nuestro amigo Kramer.

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