Diego Costa's hysterical antics have been in full swing this season. From the tractor incident to funny post match interviews, the list keeps growing. During halftime of Chelsea's travels to West Brom, Costa fancied himself a nutritious snack, and Conte was informed of this after the match.
Jugar fútbol es participar en una comunidad global de experiencias compartidas. Todos vemos partidos, absorbemos los métodos y estilos de otros y hablamos un idioma universal, el idioma del juego que amamos. Al igual que todo en la vida, el fútbol tiene sus fases, tiene sus altibajos, pero no lo cambiaríamos por nada, porque al final, el fútbol siempre nos ha dado más.
Aquí están 18 cosas que muestran que tenemos más cosas en común que cosas que nos dividen.
Stockholm
(At The ZlatanBot Factory)
Scientist: sir, the unit has broken down. A failure of the knee joint, apparently
Boss guy: Goddammit the warranty just expired
Other scientist: well, at least this will give us a chance to improve the unit
Zlatan: I am right here, and I can hear you. I am Zlatan, and I am already as close to perfect as can possibly exist
Scientist: well at least the hearing module still works
Other scientist: and the confidence module
Zlatan: Everything works I am Zlatan
Soccer is the world’s sport, and people from all walks of life can relate to the game. Some celebrities have not been shy about glorifying their early playing days, so we’ve decided to dig deeper to assemble the ultimate team of actors, musicians, and creative types.
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(David Attenborough voice)
Ah, yes, this is the rare Canadian Howler. This creature is exceedingly rare, but when sighted it never disappoints.
lmao pic.twitter.com/vryk1BIjZ4
— nick (@nick_pants) May 11, 2017
James Milner had a penalty saved on Sunday. It was his first failure to convert since 2009. Before he took it, Southampton goalkeeper Fraser Forster stepped up to the spot and whispered sweet nothings into Milner's ear. Did it affect Milner? After the match, Milner said he's been around long enough for that sort of thing not to bother him.
Oh come on Jimmy no one believes that.
What did Forster say that so unnerved the unflappable Milner? We have some speculations:
"James are you sure you didn't leave the kettle on this morning?"