Funny

Have you ever tired of life’s most banal small talk? Footballers, while hardly known for being the wittiest and most eloquent bunch, know how you feel. Game after game after game, they're hit with the same questions regarding the match outcome, their personal performance and what the future holds.

Things I can do in seven seconds: pour a cup of coffee, spread cream cheese on a bagel, type a sentence, tie my shoe, walk from one end of my apartment to the other and forget what I was thinking about seven seconds ago. Things Mike Grella can do in seven seconds: score a goal against the Philadelphia Union. 

There’s something charming about a local soccer match. The stands are somewhat full. Everyone knows a good amount of everyone else. The sun is shining. Everyone’s hanging out — a game of soccer might break out sooner rather than later. And that’s no indictment to the quality of the teams in this next video. It just seems like they are participating in a very laid back game. Why do I think that, you ask? Well, considering at one point the soccer ball breaks a window, and no one, not even the couple who owns the window, makes a fuss about it, “laid back” is nothing if not appropriate. 

Evidently there are Getafe fans who are lonely.

Getafe, which has a staduim capacity of 17,700 and only fills about half that, good for dead liast in La Liga, attendance-wise, introduced something to help its lonely fans who sit in a half-empty stadium to watch a middling La Liga side: a dating app.

If you choose to spend your weekends and your money in a half-empty stadium watching a middling La Liga side, you might be lonely, so this just might be a good idea from Getafe.