This is 26-year-old Scunthorpe United midfielder Josh Morris, aka the Maestro, aka the Commander-in-swazz, aka the purest two-footed footballer we’ve seen since Socrates was strolling around parks at Spain ’82. Morris was the designer, creator, originator and producer of two of the finest curlers of the 2017-18 season so far, and he scored them in the span of two second half minutes.
With Scunthorpe and Charlton Athletic level with an hour gone in their English League One match, the Commander-in-swazz stepped up to curl an unstoppable left-footed free kick just inside the near post.
Morris had just enough time to go celebrate before stepping to the fore again. This time, after driving in from the left flank, Socrates Jr. uncorked a right-footed banana that Roberto Carlos would’ve proudly taken home and introduced to his parents.
It’s also worth mentioning that Dr. Bendy had only come on at halftime, and the victory sent Scunthorpe up to third in the table, just two points out from an automatic promotion place.