Juventus (for now) midfielder Paul Pogba and Everton (for now) striker Romelu Lukaku are in-real-life pals, and while enjoying a post Euros and pre-season vacation in Miami they decided to have a little game of basketball. Nothing could go wrong there, right?
1 v 1 avec mon gars sur!
1 v 1 against my bro! @paulpogba #IsLife #miami #WorkOut pic.twitter.com/iPA1t2iOTL— R.Lukaku Bolingoli10 (@RomeluLukaku9) July 20, 2016
OH BUT SOMETHING DID GO WRONG FOR OUR FRIEND LUKAKU.
If we understand the rules correctly, this means Pogba is entitled to half of Lukaku's wages and tranfer fees from here on out, and he gets all of Lukaku's houses and cars. Lukaku can still live in one house, but he has to pay Pogba rent.
If Manchester United sign Pogba and don't play this video over and over and over again when Everton visit I don't know what I will do, but it will be bad.
You know those audience reaction videos that people always make of a groups of people seeing something shocking like the Red Wedding or (editor's note: you will be a happier, better person if you never know what he was going to put here)? Well, we scoured the internet and managed to find one of those reaction videos of someone who was watching that block. Seriously.
OK, not seriously. Whatever.
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