Mauro Icardi, the kid you went to high school with who would not shut up about how he was getting out of your little town as soon as he got the chance, has revealed his future career plans.
“I want to win something with this shirt, but I won’t be in football at 40, I’m not like Totti. I’m not going to be a Coach or a director, I don’t think I’d like those roles. I think I’ll just be a dad, at home, with my family."
Presumably Icardi said this while wearing a leather jacket and straddling a motorcycle, a cigarette hanging from his lips. The day after he graduated he revved the motorcycle and roared off into the sunset.
Icardi probably has actual plans for post-retirement life, but they are none of your gosh darn business. The 24-year-old will probably play until he's 40 and then retire to become a coach or director, just like the kid you went to high school with never made it out of your little town and now works at the hardware store.