Sing it with us:
Does whatever a Spider-Fan does
This football fan survived a huge fall from the stands to the pitch at a game in Argentina http://t.co/rPgGd9x0gu https://t.co/gWX189WRpX
— Complex UK (@complex_uk) October 6, 2015
You may be wondering why we linked to the Spider-Pig video from "The Simpsons Movie" and not the actual Spider-Man theme song. After watching the video of a fan in Argentina dropping from the fence surrounding the pitch onto the field, we're sure you'll agree that he has more in common with Spider-Pig than Spider-Man. That's how we see it, anyway.
It's good to know that Spider-Fan is out there, though, keeping the various soccer fields of the world free from crime. It's a thankless job, even if you do get superpowers to go with it. OK, maybe Spider-fan doesn't have superpowers.
Contact The18 Staff Writer Sam Klomhaus at Klomhaus@The18.com or follow him on Twitter @SamKlomhaus