Hey guys, we've put together a list of all the things female fans love you to tell them. Seriously, they love it.
1
Wow! You like football?
Yes...and I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one.
2
Do you really like it? Or are you just pretending?
We're done here.
3
But do you understand all the rules? Including the offside rule?
Believe it or not, I understand all the rules.
4
If you like it so much why don't you play?
Well now you're just assuming things.
5
Who got you into this sport? Was it your dad or your boyfriend?
WHO CARES.
6
You seem way too girlie to play football
What does that even mean?
7
Who do you think the hottest player on the team is?
Does it matter?
8
Can you run and get us beer? You don't care about the game anyways.
You have feet...you can get youself some beer.
9
Oh you like this team? Name five players on it.
Take a seat, because I can name more than five.
10
Shouldn't you be watching women's soccer?
Shouldn't you focus on yourself?
11
Why do people waste their time watching women's football...they could be watching real football.
Fact: without women, you wouldn't be alive.
12
I hate when girls pretend to like football
You need to shut your mouth.
13
How much do you really know about football?
Let me womansplain something to you.
14
That was an interesting opinion...where did you hear it?
You're kidding...oh, you're not kidding.
15
Do you really want to play in our fantasy league? You might not understand.
Try me.