Zlatan Ibrahimovic announced his move to the LA Galaxy in typical Zlatan fashion, taking a full-page ad out in the LA Times thanking himself for his services on behalf of the city of Los Angeles. That might not even make the top ten best Zlatan quotes, which we now present to you:
10. I think I’m like wine. The older I get, the better I get.
9. It’s true I don’t know much about the players here, but they definitely know who I am.
8. When asked if he was going to buy a Porsche he responded: Absolutely not. I have ordered a plane. It is much faster.
7. I didn’t injure you on purpose and you know that. If you accuse me again I’ll break both your legs, and that time it will be on purpose.
6. When asked what he gave his girlfriend as a gift he responded: What do you mean ‘present?’ She got Zlatan
5. I came like a king, left like a legend.
4. When asked who the most beautiful woman in the world was, he responded: I haven’t met her yet. But when I do, I’ll date her.
3. Zlatan: Only God knows who will go through.
Reporter: It’s hard to ask him.
Zlatan: You’re talking to him.
2. We’re looking for an apartment. If we don’t find anything, then I’ll probably just buy the hotel.
1. I can’t help but laugh at how perfect I am.
We could go on all day about Zlatan's various hijinks over the years, but we are just going to sit tight and wait to see what he does next.