Manchester United
Bitter Englishman: Hates V.A.R.
Ranking The Likelihood Of 5 Intriguing Summer Transfer Rumors
When Alex Ferguson was scouting for talent in 1992, he had eyes on Leeds United Irishman Denis Irwin. Ferguson returned to Old Trafford with Irwin, picking up the fiery Frenchman Eric Cantona with him. Still convinced these miraculous transfers are nothing more than a coincidence? Nothing more than a marvelous yet inexplicable choice like your parents magically agreeing you can sleep over at Jimmy’s because you’ve been a good lad?
Paul Pogba Shows He Doesn’t Suck With A Brilliant Free Kick For France
France defeated Russia 3-1 on Tuesday in a friendly at Saint Petersburg’s Krestovsky Stadium (the most expensive World Cup stadium of all time) with a brace from Kylian Mbappe and a wonderfully struck free kick from sometimes Manchester United midfielder Paul Pogba.
Bitter Englishman: Hates Manchester United Fans
5 Times New Managers Kicked Squad Regulars To The Curb
Usually when a new manager is introduced to a club, he or she likes to shake things up a little bit. In these five situations, though, the new manager shook things up more than anyone was expecting.
Zlatan Announces Move With Five-Word, Full-Page LA Times Advertisement
Zlatan Ibrahimovic is coming to MLS. After previously stating that his aim was to eclipse Napoleon by crossing the Atlantic and conquering the States, the Swedish striker is now en route to Los Angeles and aiming for a spectacular debut on March 31 against LAFC (“El Tráfico”) at an already sold out StubHub Center.
Manchester United Decide To Finally Join The 21st Century, Launch Women's Team
Manchester United have finally joined the rest of the 21st century by announcing their intention to create a women's team. Better late than never!
United have reportedly bid to create a team in the FA Women's Super League second division.
Zlatan Ibrahimovic Will Reportedly Join MLS This Week
For the last two months, Zlatan Ibrahimovic has reportedly been on the verge of joining Major League Soccer. For the last two months, he has not. However, with less than four months remaining on his Manchester United contract and with Jose Mourinho more than obliging with regards to letting the Swede go, it’s only a matter of time until we see Ibrahimovic in MLS (the Los Angeles Galaxy being the ultimate destination).
Boring, Boring Man United As The Reds Go Marching Out, Out, Out
On Tuesday, Manchester United were scraped off the Champions League roster the same way a disgruntled toddler tosses away an old, broken toy: with no remorse. The toy, like the Red Devils, deserved it. The toddler, you wonder? Jose Mourinho.