Manchester United fans are the worst. Those glory-hunting wankers wouldn’t know what a hard-earned trophy was if one fell out of the sky and landed on Jose Mourinho's noggin. Glory hunting is akin to bandwagon-jumping, for the American audience. Think about the sports fans you know who somehow support the New England Patriots, New York Yankees, Golden State Warriors, Kentucky basketball and Alabama football. Those people are probably also Manchester United fans. If they haven’t switched to Manchester City yet. If you want to watch a team that spends absurd amounts of money just because it can, watch one of the big Spanish clubs or PSG on the telly. At least those clubs play attractive football occasionally. Plus it’d be cheaper. Real Mancunians support FC United of Manchester, if you ask me.