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Luis Suárez’s Shithousery Against Barcelona Was A Joy To Watch

Another remarkable weekend in LaLiga saw Atlético Madrid regain title control with three matches remaining despite drawing 0-0 with Barcelona at the Camp Nou on Saturday. 

The Columbus Crew Rebrands Into A Hockey Stick Manufacturer

After embarrassing me by losing 5-2 on aggregate to Monterrey in the Champions League, the Columbus Crew has rightfully decided to rebrand itself as a hockey stick manufacturer. The 2020 MLS Cup champion will säkər no more, instead turning its collective efforts to providing Sidney Crosby with the finest of lumber. 

The New Columbus Logo

Trasnochada Y Añeja: La Playlist Del Asado Motivacional En La Casa De Messi

El asado es el recurso número uno de un argentino a la hora de construir camaradería entre un grupo de amigos y Leo Messi, a menudo criticado por su falta de liderazgo, aplicó este lunes la técnica milenaria para reunir al plantel del Barcelona y motivarlo de cara a las últimas cuatro jornadas de LaLiga, en las que batalla por el título con el Atlético y el Real Madrid.

¿El único pero? La comilona genera críticas en España debido a que no siguió los protocolos de actividad social en tiempos de Covid-19. ¡Ah! Y la música. Qué horror, la música.

Drone Gets Snatched Mid-Flight And Destroyed After Interrupting Rosario Derby

The Clásico Rosarino (“Rosario derby”) between Rosario Central and Newell’s Old Boys was briefly interrupted on Sunday night by a low-hanging drone carrying a Rosario flag.

In ordinary times, the feat would’ve been roared on by over 40,000 inside Rosario’s El Gigante. However, the drone’s fate was more somber on Sunday as Lucas Gamba snatched it out of the air and dragged it to the sidelines.

The Only Thing Hotter Than Daryl Dike’s Goalscoring Form Is His TikTok

As someone over the age of 30, I’m constantly blown away by the creativity I see on TikTok. Sure, there’s plenty of bullshit out there (as with any social media site), but there’s also a thriving community of people younger than me doing cool shit. The Daryl Dike TikTok account is a perfect example of the joy that can be found on the app.

No One Was More Excited For Lille’s Last-Minute Goal Than Their Commentator

Lille controls its own destiny in the mission to claim the club’s first Ligue 1 title in a decade. Only six points separates Lille, the current league leaders with 73, and fourth place Lyon at 67. 

On Sunday, Lille secured an imperative 3-2 comeback victory against Lyon. Les Douges conceded twice in the opening 35 minutes but rallied back to retake the top of Ligue 1 from Paris Saint-Germain. Burak Yilmaz capped off the dramatic comeback in the 85th minute with the cheekiest of chips.

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