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We’re Still Trying To Wrap Our Heads Around The 18 Most Oddly Boring Instagram Posts From Famous Footballers

Whether it’s scenic selfies, adorable dog pics or extremely manicured photos of food, Instagram is the place for people to show off how much better their life is than everyone else’s. Soccer players are no different, with many of the world’s biggest stars using the social media platform to highlight the high life. But some soccer Instagram posts, unfortunately, are more boring than a 0-0 draw between West Brom-Stoke.

The Funniest Names In Soccer

The true beauty of soccer is its ability to bring so many different cultures together. It allows people to interact and find common ground who would never do so normally. Sometimes when cultures collide in this manner there can be little mistakes. Sometimes these mistakes take the form of very silly names. Like these:

Josh Windass

Kevin Lasagna

Marco Boogers

Bongo Christ

Danny Invincible

Creedence Clearwater Couto

Fabian Assman

Ricky van Wolfswinkel

Thomas Partey

Jean-Kevin Augustin

Maxwell Cornet

Goalkeeper Throws Ball Into Own Net, Tries To Pretend That He Didn't

The number one rule of being a goalkeeper is DO NOT THROW THE BALL INTO YOUR OWN NET. There are other rules of being a goalkeeper, of course, but that is the main one. It really isn't that complicated or abstract or difficult to understand.

Unless you're this poor guy in the Ethiopian Premier League, that is. He threw the ball into his own net, realized what a horrible blunder he had made and (this is one of the ballsiest things I have ever seen) PRETENDED THAT HE HADN'T JUST THROWN THE BALL INTO HIS OWN NET.

The 6 Types Of World Cup Fans That Inhabit Our Planet

The World Cup is drawing closer and closer (79 days!). With that in mind, we have devoted ourselves to a sociological effort: defining the different kinds of World Cup fans out there. 

The World Cup Favorites 

These fans are outright obnoxious.

Not many countries can honestly say they are serious candidates to win the World Cup. Fans from countries with an actual chance of winning the trophy exude confidence and often, arrogance. The only consolation the rest of us have is watching one of these nations fail.

20 Players Who Are Definitely Not About To Get Scooped Up by Barcelona

Barcelona are constantly linked with big-name attackers and we are frankly sick of it. Whether Antoine Griezmann, to pull a name out of thin air, is going to join Barcelona will not be decided until the summer so why are we even talking about it right now? Because the bloodthirsty masses love their transfer rumors, and we must placate them with tasty transfer morsels lest they turn on us and devour us all.

So, we don't know who is going to join Barcelona this summer, but we do know who definitely isn't:

Gyasi Zardes

Kazuyoshi “King Kazu” Miura

Sergio Ramos

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