Cristiano Ronaldo

Cristiano Ronaldo Impersonated The Kid From "Home Alone"

We are not entirely sure what to make of this. At first glance, Kevin McCallister and Cristiano Ronaldo would seem to not have much in common, but here we are. The difference, of course, is when Kevin got left home he was like 12 and Cristiano is a 31-year-old grown man.

Also, Cristiano doing the pizza-ordering gun-shooting trick thing? Cristiano Ronaldo would never order a pizza. Have you seen him? We do not believe Cristiano Ronaldo has ever eaten a pizza in his life, or even knows what pizza is.

Cristiano Ronaldo Wants To End His Career At Real Madrid. His New Contract Proves That's What They Want Too

Cristiano Ronaldo has said he wants to finish his career at Real Madrid, and the club is giving him a chance to do just that. Ronaldo will reportedly sign a contract renewal that will keep him in white until 2021.

From Real Madrid's official website:

Keep Looking At Cristiano Ronaldo, Please

Cristiano Ronaldo, as we've previously covered, is one of the most looked-at humans in the world. It is our contention, though, that he is not looked at enough. With that in mind, won't you please take a moment and look at Cristiano Ronaldo?

It'll only take a moment, we promise. Unless you want to look at Cristiano Ronaldo for longer than a moment, which is fine and even encouraged.

Please Continue To Look At Cristiano Ronaldo

Last week, we implored the lot of you to look at Cristiano Ronaldo.

This week, we are imploring the lop of you to keep looking at him. He really wants you to.

Alaves Fan Moons Cristiano Ronaldo During Goal Celebration

Warning: please do not continue reading this article or scroll down if you do not want to see a gross soccer fan butt. Thank you.

Cristiano Ronaldo continued his run of good form Saturday against Alaves, scoring three goals in a 4-1 victory.

One Alaves fan wasn't impressed, or maybe was really super impressed, or not impressed at all with his side's defending, or just really hot, or hot for Cristiano Ronaldo, or really confused and didn't know what else to do.

Cristiano Ronaldo Would Like For You To Look At Him

Cristiano Ronaldo would like very much for you to look at him, please. Right now, if possible.

Here he is, or at least here his upper half is:

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