A giant lizard took a penalty against a dolphin before a Japanese J League match. We have no idea why this happened, but we do know that, in the event of a penalty shootout, any giant lizards should not be among your five takers.
This penalty was a disaster, and not the kind Godzilla usually perpetuates. He swung at it with his tail and missed because he is not super coordinated with the whole spinning thing.
Giant lizards are bad penalty takers. I've been saying this for years. They just don't have the necessary mindset. They get rattled too easily. That's why the person had to step in and take it.
Also, that dolphin keeper definitely took a dive. Do you have any idea how athletic dolphins are? No way the dolphin keeper misses that if it's trying.
(note: I think those shows are bad and people should just leave dolphins alone, so you can all stop throwing red paint on my luxurious fur coats now, thanks)
Stick to destroying Tokyo, Godzilla. You're way better at that.
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