Not all pitch invaders are created equal. Some try and score goals. Some try to hug players. Some want their shirts autographed. Some just want to run around for a bit while security chases them.
And some are just, like, on their way to the grocery store or something.
Like this Greek lady who casually strolled through a youth match, cane and all, without a care in the world.
Greek Lady Pitch Invader
Na Grécia, um jogo entre garotos teve a interrupção mais improvável da história. Nem era a Juventus jogando... pic.twitter.com/8IhsrSmVVK
— Non Sense Football (@NSenseFootball) January 18, 2016
The above is an act not performed by the faint of heart. Only those who have lived enough of life to care so little about what other people think of them as to wander through an actual soccer game without any sense of urgency or even any visible evidence that they are even aware the game is taking place.
It's glorious and we hope to reach that stage of life one day. Until then we are resigned to living vicariously through this Greek lady, and her give no f*cks attitude. It's glorious.
(H/T FOX Soccer)
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