It was snowing on Saturday when Groningen put three goals past Heracles in nine minutes in the Eredivisie, so much so that the Heracles groundskeeper came on at halftime to clear the field.
He left a special surprise.
Wil de groundsman van Heracles een statement maken? #hergro https://t.co/DWlFwDZPFy pic.twitter.com/FBBx6rfpAT
— FOX Sports (@FOXSportsnl) January 14, 2017
(clears throat)
Edward Snow-Dong.
The match ended 4-1, so the big weiner on the field didn't inspire Heracles to any new heights of greatness, probably because they were too busy to running over to the stands to explain to their girlfriends that, no, they are not jealous of the size of the penis on the field, they're perfectly comfortable with the size of their own weiner, stop looking at the field weiner like that, it isn't even attached to a person, no, I told you already I'm not jealous, Jesus.