Dani Alves is not coping with Barcelona's unceremonious dumping from the Champions League at the hands of Atletico Madrid well.
The Brazilian right back took to Instagram and he, um, well he did this:
For our reaction, we need to bring in our resident "WTF did he just do?" correspondent, Suprised Koala, who is very surprised at WTF Dani Alves did.
Translation via FOX Soccer:
"Hello! Joana Sanz here. I'd like to send a message to my darling as he's down in the dumps. Honey, don't worry, it's just a game of football. Life goes on. You're worth much more than that. OK? I love you loads, I love you my darling. I love you!"
Joana Sanz, for those of you who don't creep on the personal lives of various Barcelona superstars, is Alves's girlfriend. Why is he wearing a wig and talking in a high girly voice and pretending to be his girlfriend? We have no idea. That's his business.
Following the video, ALves was left on the bench for Barcelona's weekend loss to Valencia. He might need to make another video cheering himself up. We wonder who he'll dress up as this time.
(H/T FOX Soccer)
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