Yesterday, Chelsea embarrasesd itself in more ways than one, but the funnier one by far was their bus driver's inability to navigate the narrow runway that leads into the Parc de Princes garage. He thought he could make it, he should have made it, but alas, he could not make it. Behold:
After we were done with our perfectly reasonable fits of laughter, we began to think, "You know, what else could that excuse for a professional not drive through?" We let our imaginations run wild, dusted off our Photoshop skills, and set forth to answer that question.
So, with no further ado, here are 11 more places the Chelsea bus driver thinks he can fit his bus, but cannot.
1. The Arc du Triomphe
2. Stonehenge
3. Sequoia National Park
4. The Doggy Door
5. The Wardrobe to Narnia
6. The Path When Moses Parted The Red Sea
7. Platform 9 3/4
8. The Entrance to the Last Supper
9. A Grammy Acceptance Speech
"Imma let you finish, but PSG had one of the best drivers of all time!"
10. The Intercharacter Relationships in Sense and Sensibility
But really, who would want to do that anyway?
11. A Crowded Game of Twister
Front Bumper Blue, not happening.