Error message

  • Notice: Undefined index: und in include() (line 2 of /var/www/html/docroot/sites/all/themes/t18v3z5/templates/page--news-article.tpl.php).
  • Notice: Trying to access array offset on value of type null in include() (line 2 of /var/www/html/docroot/sites/all/themes/t18v3z5/templates/page--news-article.tpl.php).
  • Notice: Trying to access array offset on value of type null in include() (line 2 of /var/www/html/docroot/sites/all/themes/t18v3z5/templates/page--news-article.tpl.php).
  • Notice: Undefined index: und in include() (line 3 of /var/www/html/docroot/sites/all/themes/t18v3z5/templates/page--news-article.tpl.php).
  • Notice: Trying to access array offset on value of type null in include() (line 3 of /var/www/html/docroot/sites/all/themes/t18v3z5/templates/page--news-article.tpl.php).
  • Notice: Trying to access array offset on value of type null in include() (line 3 of /var/www/html/docroot/sites/all/themes/t18v3z5/templates/page--news-article.tpl.php).
  • Notice: Undefined index: und in include_once() (line 1 of /var/www/html/docroot/sites/all/themes/t18v3z5/templates/inc/author_top_rev.php).
  • Notice: Trying to access array offset on value of type null in include_once() (line 1 of /var/www/html/docroot/sites/all/themes/t18v3z5/templates/inc/author_top_rev.php).
  • Notice: Trying to access array offset on value of type null in include_once() (line 1 of /var/www/html/docroot/sites/all/themes/t18v3z5/templates/inc/author_top_rev.php).
  • Deprecated function: implode(): Passing glue string after array is deprecated. Swap the parameters in t18v3z5_preprocess_node() (line 189 of /var/www/html/docroot/sites/all/themes/t18v3z5/template.php).
  • Notice: Undefined index: nid in views_handler_field_term_node_tid->pre_render() (line 98 of /var/www/html/docroot/sites/all/modules/views/modules/taxonomy/views_handler_field_term_node_tid.inc).
  • Notice: Undefined index: nid in views_handler_field_term_node_tid->pre_render() (line 98 of /var/www/html/docroot/sites/all/modules/views/modules/taxonomy/views_handler_field_term_node_tid.inc).
×

Entertainment

The Ultimate Soccer Hipster Has Been Discovered In Mexico

Portland Timbers fans will be crushed to hear that the hipster-est football hipster in the known universe has been discovered, and he wasn't found at Providence Park.

Rather, the most hipster man in football was spotted at Estadio Corona on Sunday at Santos Laguna's clash with Veracruz. Bask in this man's ironic glory:

Let's break this down:

1. Reading a book during a soccer game.

2. Two pairs of glasses.

3. Bare feet.

4. Big beard. 

5. Sleeveless jersey for what appears to be a Boston rec league team.

6. Headband.

This man almost certainly owns and uses an original iPod mini. It is stocked full of music. You have not heard of any of the bands. 

It is only a matter of time before the Guardian or Vice hires him, if one of them hasn't already.

Videos you might like