Nutmegs are among the most brutal ways for a footballer to humiliate an opponent. Something about the act of a football going in between a footballer's legs and geting collected on the other side can leave one drained of one's will to live. The following videos are of nutmegs so ruthless we highly doubt any of the players on the receiving end have ever been seen again.
This is like one of those Oscars "In Memoriam" montages but for footballers.
(Sad piano music plays)
Double nutmeg!
Nobody was safe( IG/fcstalitsa) pic.twitter.com/qx90dCfP8n— Dugout (@Dugout) March 28, 2018
Roberto #firmino lovely skill #lfc pic.twitter.com/Z5YBwIaPYS
— wilson (@baker9d14) November 1, 2017
The Bartra finish was pretty, but how about that nutmeg by Pulisic?? https://t.co/LWEH30eLva
— FOX Soccer (@FOXSoccer) November 4, 2017
Once in a lifetime pic.twitter.com/Cit08cy9Ct
— Chaos Soccer Gear (@ChaosSoccerGear) November 3, 2017
#BarçaLegends
Delicatessen 'Made in @10Ronaldinho' pic.twitter.com/3kxApDSjyM— FC Barcelona (@FCBarcelona) June 30, 2017
This is a better advertisement for keeping one's legs closed than any abstinence-only sex-ed course you could dream up. We are going to have nightmares after this.