PSG players, we are almost positive, are very athletic human beings. Soccer is a very demanding game that requires strength, agility and stamina, plus coordination and intelligence. They are good at soccer, as evidenced by the fact that they play for one of the best clubs in the world. They have dedicated their lives (so far) to soccer. And they should stick to it, because they are clearly not ready for other sports.
Look at this video of PSG players trying, bravely, to play basketball. They are not good at it and would probably stand a better chance of kicking the ball into the net than shooting it in.
That is, of course, except for Zlatan. Zlatan gets buckets. In fact, he is the only player in this video who gets buckets. Zlatan is that guy in P.E. who doesn't try but somehow is better than everybody at everything.
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